Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
