I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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