I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
whose parrot is this?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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