i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize