i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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