Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
