im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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