i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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