A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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