I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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