Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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