I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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