Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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