I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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