i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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