It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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