I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize
