Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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