Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize
