i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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