Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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time to smoke my breakfast
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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