used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It's shark week go big or go home
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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