I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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