Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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