its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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