Swine flu. Run for my life!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i've created a new STD.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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