Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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