She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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