The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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