i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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