420 ftw
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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