no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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