Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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