you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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