so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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