Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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