If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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