Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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