its not stalking. its research.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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