I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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