you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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