its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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