And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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