I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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