just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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