life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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