ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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