Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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