you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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