i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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