Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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