There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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