real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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